2009 HOF Speeches
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Well, F Me… I’m In The HOF!!!!
My story is similar to everyone’s story. I just finished with basketball my senior year in high school and decided…
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What the Hell is a Normapig?
normapig is the name that I use when a site requires a user name and I do not plan on…
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The Divorce!
My grandmother (God rest her soul) introduced me to my first love and thus began a relationship that would span…
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The 131st Quit
The 131st quit. I quit for 4 days on my own, cold turkey. The worst 4 days I’ve had since…
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I Made It!!!
I first want to start off by thanking each and every one of my quit brothers for the help, and…
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I’m Quit – F%&K You If You’re Not
I am selfish. If I were alone in this world, I would never have quit dip. I loved to dip.…
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One Step On the Endless Road – Grant Me a Moment of Lucidity
Fair warning – if you’re expecting typical Syndrome style, turn back now. This will be the first and last time…
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Jbintex HOF
100 days ago I woke up and wanted a dip of snuff. The only difference in that day and today…
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No Asterisks In This Hall of Fame!
Famed Quitter and newly inducted Hall of Famer, I’m Done, recently sat down with a very famous and very hot…
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Did I Make It To The Quit On Time
As you sit on the side of a stream, or the beach with the surf flowing in and out of…
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