2008 HOF Speeches

Joining The Clique… Finally

Joining The Clique... FinallyI know I’m slackin like a mofo when it comes to this, but hey… that’s me… I am a slacker. But here’s my speech.

Everyone has the same story about how they started. Coming home from a game, didn’t want to be a lil bitch in front of the older guys, same ol, same ol. I differed in a way from most of yins though. Over the past couple of years, it wasn’t horrible, I was only chewin maybe a can a week at most. But still lay the one problem, I wouldn’t put it down. Hell I couldn’t put it down. There was just something about that shit that made me not want to stop( I know, y’all are thinking…its the nicotine dumbass!).

Well, anyways, after having one in at all softball games, hiding it in the back, so the wife wouldnt see. Having it in while takin a shit, and then proceeding to spit on my balls. Having one in mowing the lawn, and such and such and such. One day comes along, Im out picking weeds in the backyard, wife comes home, finds spitter I accidentally left on counter. Locks me out of the house for 2 hours. 2 hours! oh, did i mention it was 105 that day? After the 2 hours she lets me back in the house. I say Ill quit for sure this time….cause you know ive already failed 50 times before. Oh, and I did forget to mention that she thought I quit a year before, so she was a little pissed still.

I get in the house and search on the net “quit chewing” and magically KTC is number 2 and I click on it. I see a whole bunch of name calling and people callin others pussys and shit like that(someone caved the day before). Well, I get to reading all the shit on the site. I come to the realization….I have a problem!!! Never thought I did before, but Im a damn addict to dip. I decide to join.

After going through all the quivering and jitteryness of a typical quit in the first week, I actually start to enjoy posting and chatting with all the vets and the noobs who are coming in right after me.

Thankful to say, I sit here at 126 days of being Tobacco free. And I thank everyone of you serious when need to be and funny as hell at other times people. I can honestly say that I probably would not have lasted this long because of this site, but I feel good about myself for the upcoming future.

Yes theres still times when a craving comes and you gotta squash it. But I feel confident about my shit, cause yall care!

Thank you KTC for you have helped me quit for the past 126 days a life threatening substance. I will thank you even more when I can say, Im quit. But from here till then… its one day at a time suckers!

PS… KTC = every single one of you bastards… love you all!

NOTE: This piece written by KillTheCan.org forum member Collins2209

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