Ode To a CRAVE

It happened today, and this one did SUCK!
Office life was bad; the boss chewed my butt.
All my mouth wanted was a dip to put in,
I do hate the bitch, but I needed a friend.
Now don’t go to judgin’ you been there before,
You’ve had a bad day, thought you needed the whore.
But I’ve got one thing, to say to my crave,
You’re not gonna help ME to an early grave.
I can do that myself, all me, no dip!
If I’m going out, I’m going out QUIT!
But I do digress, this ain’t about me,
It’s about the crave, who WE made to flee.
And yes, I said we, didn’t do it alone,
Called on sportsfan (again) from my phone.
So crave, I’m sorry, again you have lost.
I’m not going back, not paying that cost.
One last thing to say to those far and near,
The craves may still come, but you don’t have to fear,
Just keep your phone handy, and your numbers close by,
And when Crave comes, tell him to eat shit, and DIE!!!

NOTE: This is part of the Ode To The Quitter series written by KillTheCan.org forum member Phillip.
For more details see Ode To The Quitter.