Quit While the Quittin’s Good

Hey all you quitters, and yall potential quitters as well. This here is my HOF speech, nothin special, but I’d like to thank yall for reading it and supporting me in my quit. First off, when I came to this sight, the first place I went was chat. But, I was different then most of yall. The very first time I took my 18 year old stupid ass in chat, I was a troll. Yes, I said it. A troll. Sounds odd, don’t it? I showed up in there, raising all sorts of hell and messing with people just for the hell of it. Yes, I know, you are saying to yourself right now, “Colton, you dumbfuck. What the hell is your problem?”. Well, I don’t know my problem, but I’m glad I went in there. After a while, I got to talking. And that day, I had considered quitting, but I decided not to. Until I got to talking to Yankees1, Street, and all you other bastards who got me started quitting. So now, I reckon I’m a converted troll, which is better then still being a troll. As a little backstory and some info on myself, I’m 18, smoking since I was 13, and smoking and dipping since I was 15 or 16. So, not a real long time, but it was too long. I know all of yall would agree with me, that if we could, it would be nice to never have taken that first dip or that first puff or whatever it is that got you hooked. But, we can’t undo it. The past is the past, and we need to be focused on today. Not the days to come, but today. So, I would like to invite all of you potential quitters to jump on in, flush that worm dirt, and get to quitting. Quitting, with all of the withdrawals, the fog, and all that good stuff, is a lot better then cancer. And I’m sure anybody will agree. I’d like to thank a few people right here.

Pista- You sumbitch, thanks for keepin me in line.

Yankees1- You yankee motherfucker, you’ve helped me out a lot, and you’ve got my ass in trouble in chat. But, I’d like to say thanks.

Coolcop- Thanks for the support. You’ve helped me a lot, and you’ve kept my ass in line as well.

Pcpowder, Snowboredm, Bubblehed- All yall have done stuff that pissed me off, and I’d like to thank you for that. It has helped me stay quit, and that means a lot to me.

Samcat- You ball coddling floridian, thanks for the support.

Street, Greg5280- Yall are like the watchdogs for Feb., making sure nobody’s ass falls through the cracks, and I’d like to thank yall for that.

And here’s a thanks to a few other people in a list, cause I’m getting finger cramps by now and don’t feel much like typin descriptions: Hal, BOC, Neveragain, DSR, Lance, Rickdickless, Anna and Addy’s Daddy, SCM, Glenn, MikeA, Goochy, Hydro, Kdip, Kd4jet, Greg40, d45Murf, Shane x-j, Convulsing Penis (TR), Drob, Catfish, Klark, Thor’s Hammer, and all yall other bastards.

And, ONE last thanks, goes to Chewie, franpro, and all you other KTC administrators. Thanks for keeping together this amazing sight.

Stay quit, stay safe, and stay straight.

NOTE: This piece written by KillTheCan.org forum member Coltpax