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2016 HOF Speeches
3 Decades of Stupid – Bitch please… I’m Mattlock
When I started writing this, I had no idea it would become such a novel, but here it is. Hopefully…
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2014 HOF Speeches
twballgam9e HOF Speech – I Actually Want To Be Quit
Tough project at work? Throw a dip in. Headed to the ballpark? Throw a dip in. Drinking beers with the…
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Motivation and Education
I Can’t Quit or I Won’t Quit
“I don’t want to be called on during this clinic. I am quitting chewing, but I don’t want to talk…
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