TCOPE’S Top 10 Reasons for Being Quit on Christmas

I’m a couple of days late on this one but our very own TCOPE posted this to the KTC Facebook page the other day and I just had to share it. Hope you all had a very Merry Christmas!

TCOPE’S Top 10 Reasons for Being quit on Christmas

Have a Merry Christmas brothers….

1. Don’t have to worry about knocking the spitter over on the new carpet 50 times while being sprawled out trying to put together the latest toy for kid
2. Sugar cookies don’t have brown stain marks on them
   
3. Cool gifts and stocking stuffers fit in my stocking now that I don’t need to have a 10 can sleeve in there.
   
4. Is that my Jack and Coke or my spitter?
   
5. Santa Claus can actually drink the cup of milk we put out for him without worrying if the spit and Copenhagen were washed out
   
6. No more lying about having to run out to the store to get more “batteries” on Christmas Eve because I ran out of Copenhagen and the stores are closed on Xmas.
   
7. Our sledding hill in the backyard is not covered with brown spots this year.
   
8. Don’t have to pull the Santa beard to the side every 30 seconds to spit….
   
9. Going out to select our Christmas tree is not limited to just how long I can go without a dip.
   
10. No more Christmas shopping in the malls and having to find an empty store aisle where I can spit a puddle cause I forgot my spitter.